The following is my fine print, aka “Master Inventory of Canned Responses.”
How can I buy your artwork?
Visit my online store for current listings.
I can’t buy an original, how else can I help support you?
You’re awesome! Please share my work with your friends and hostages family.
Do you accept commissions?
Yes! You can submit an artwork commission request here.
Are you a tattoo artist or design tattoos?
I’m not a tattoo artist (yet?!). You can hire me to design your next tattoo though.
Can I hire you to design a logo?
No, I don’t design logos at this time. For logos, you probably want to hire someone from Fiverr.
You can hire me to design your website though!
Are you a model?
I am not actively working as a model at this time.
What are you a Captain of?
I’m Captain of my life.
No, seriously. It started as an inside with my best friend and eventually I just adopted it as an official moniker. I believe the words you use are very powerful and that taking full responsibility for your life and actions is the most valuable thing you can do as a human.
A lot of your writing is depressive / sad / dark. Are you okay?
My creative process helps me cope with my feelings, emotions, and memories.
Some of what I write about is from a very long time ago. Some of what I write is fiction and not based on any personal experiences.
You’re welcome to interpret my art through your own life experiences, beliefs, prejudices, fears, and dreams.
Do you really live in an ambulance?
Yes, I live full-time in a converted ambulance! It’s my little house on wheels and is just as magical as it sounds. ?
